Musings From Exit 118

August 17, 2009

Would You Like To Explore MD’s Harford County? How About Spend Days In Jail Naked?? Woah What?!?

Filed under: Fun — Bill @ 7:07 AM

There I was reading the online version of the Baltimore Sun this morning, when I glanced a a box near the bottom of the front page.  In the box it had links to buy Raven’s Tickets, and tours for historical sites around Maryland, and then this gem:

Featured links from The Baltimore Sun

Women spends days naked in Harford jailExploreHarford.com

If that’s the way they want you to explore Harford County, then I will make sure to steer clear of it next time I drive through Maryland!!

July 8, 2009

Would You Like Some Hardee’s Biscuit Holes? How About Hardee’s Mouth Full of Balls?!?

Filed under: Fun — Bill @ 6:33 AM

Hardee’s has been known to push the envelope in their advertising.  If you remember they were the ones that had Paris Hilton barely clothed eating a burger.  Their new ads intentionally push the envelope again, but this time has me laughing the whole time.  The following ads are for their new Biscuit Holes, which are basically doughnut holes made out of biscuit dough.  They are asking people to come up with another name for them, and this is what they came up with (if people hear the following out of context it might be NSFW, so keep the volume low):

and this one:

My favorite have to be Bzz Nuts, and Mouth Full of Balls, or biscticals.  Though you could really go with any of them.  Do you have a name they could use?  Head over to http://nameourholes.com/ and you can add your own, or see all the other commercials they have, like “How Many Balls Can You Fit In Your Mouth”.

June 26, 2009

The Picture That Made Soda Come Out My Nose

Filed under: Fun — Bill @ 4:24 PM

For those that know me know that I find potty humor funny.  A good fart joke makes me laugh.  Even though you might not find potty humor funny, you’ll have to laugh at the faces the cat makes in the following picture. I got this pic off I Can Hav Chezebuger site. The pic had me rolling

funny-pictures-cat-tries-to-poop

El Nino Is Making A Return! Quick, Hide The Women And Children!

Filed under: Fun — Bill @ 9:07 AM

El Nino, the weather disturbance that causes abnormal weather patterns in the U.S. is making a return this summer.  The good news is that El Nino typically brings less tropical storms and hurricanes due to the warmer waters in the Pacific.  The bad news is that it usually brings more rainy days and heavier storms to the Southeast U.S. in the summer, fall, and winter.

So watch out because here comes El Nino!

June 21, 2009

Yes, A Goat Made That Sound…

Filed under: Fun — Bill @ 10:02 AM

There has been a new show on Comedy Central called Tosh.O.  It’s kinda like Web Junk, but a little different.  The point of the show is to make humor out of the viral videos out there.  This week they had this gem on there, which had me rolling on the floor laughing…and I thought I would share it with you.  Yes that is a goat making that sound:

 

June 2, 2009

Not ShamWoW, But…Paper Towels!

Filed under: Fun — Bill @ 11:51 AM

In my never ending love for making fun of ShamWoW, Funny or Die made a hilarious satire of the commerical…they aren’t selling ShamWoWs they are selling…Paper Towels!  

My favorite lines:

“Look, crumple it in a ball throw it in the air, and it comes right back down.” and,

“Tear it like this, and like this, and there you got just a crap load of squares…look at all these squares!”

Enjoy :)

May 12, 2009

What I Came Home To…

Filed under: Fun, Personal — Bill @ 8:27 PM

I usually don’t post pictures of my cats since Sam does a good enough job of that, but I just had to post pictures of how my cat Zoe got our kitchen decorated for when we got home from work.

Zoe Cat 2

and…

Zoe Cat 1

I think she might be trying to tell us its time to recycle some of our extra grocery bags!!

April 30, 2009

Slap Chop – The Remix

Filed under: Fun — Bill @ 11:51 AM

I know, you are probably thinking…no more Slap Chop!!!  (Slap Chop con Facenar!) This I couldn’t resist though.  Someone with way too much time on their hands remixed the Slap Chop commercial to an old rap song.  I saw this on the Consumerist today, and couldn’t stop laughing…

:) Watch This…You Are Going To Love My Nuts :)

 

April 10, 2009

How Do You Say ShamWow and SlapChop In Spanish…ShamWow and SlapChop

Filed under: Fun — Bill @ 1:15 PM

I found these great ads on the Consumerist this morning, and had to share them.  Have you ever wanted to know what Vince sounds like selling his wares in Spanish?  Well wait no longer, because here are both the ShamWow and the SlapChop spoken by Vince in spanish:

ShamWow

Vince con WOW! Vince sounds Japanese half the time…

 

SlapChop

Vince con SlapChop! Facenar!

There Are Some Smart People Out There…and Some Messed Up Kittens!

Filed under: Fun — Bill @ 12:02 PM

Just goes to show there are some smart people out there.  I like how the cutout was a “subject”.  
fail-owned-cut-out-fail

Actually the bigger question is what is wrong with the kitten on Shaw Drive, and what happened at 3:18pm???? 

For those who couldn’t guess I saw this on FailBlog

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